“You know what’s wrong with this country, hmmm? Your Jesus… looks like a lady, hmmm? And everybody thinks they gonna be president one day. So nobody do the job they got. In Italy, we paid to sweep, we sweep. We pay you to make coffee, you make coffee like Michelangelo. You think it’s funny a man slips in the ice hmm?? Ice you are supposed to clear. Your job. But you think it’s funny because your lady Jesus tells you that I’m gonna turn the other cheek, well, I’m Italian, and in Italy, they had to nail our Jesus to the cross. Otherwise he comes down, and kill every last mother#$@ucker in Jerusalem.” Gaetano Fadda, Fargo Season 4